Slow Clap

What is Slow Clap?


1.

A gradual building of applause, usually starting with one person clapping slowly, and ending with an enthusiastic standing ovation. Generally shows approval for an underdog in a come from behind victory or after losing with pride intact.

After they hoisted their broken sled to their shoulders, the jamaican bob-sledders slowly walked towards the finish line. Much to their surprise, the dick-head East German began the slow clap. Soon, the whole crowd was riotously cheering them on.

See sports, underdog, baxter

2.

Evenly spaced applause from a single individual, typically used to call attention to the clapper's presence rather than as a genuine accolade. A classic maneuver for any Samuel Jackson character.

Hero: <impressive display of prowess>

Observer: <slow clap>

Observer: Very impressive, but you forgot about X...

Camera reveals X

See samuel jackson, clap, slow, foo

3.

An insult. Used to offend or make fun of.

That prick gave me the dreaded slow clap as I walked by him.

4.

Sacastic clap, often becomes a standing ovation. See golf clap

After the guy finished his speach he was sweating like a pig. To really rub it in we gave him a slow clap. When he finally got it over with he got a standing ovation.

See Kung-Fu Jesus


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