What is Slow Elevator?
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If you live in a tall building when you ride the elevator down to the first floor when your about to get out of it and a lot of people are trying to get in you press every button to piss everyone off
Some asshole pulled a slow elevator on me and it took 15 minutes to get to the 50th floor
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