What is Slow Gay?
1.
a perfectly friendly way of telling someone that you are not happy enough to get excited about their promotion.
Slow Gay is in no way a sexual orientation, but can sometimes act as an endorsement for quality meat sandwiches such as 'Slow Gay Grilling AVOCADO BURGER'
Samuel did not respond with his usual 'Slow gay' aplomb when Becky confessed she was moving on to 'better things.' Sam winked at the window flyer with Becky's advertisement for her own toothpaste, unable to get beyond the slow-gayness of it all, rubbing his hands cheerfully.
