Slow Jack

What is Slow Jack?


1.

To masturbate at a reduced pace. Sometimes performed for hours at a time.

"Yo man, slow jacking has so many benefits. Why just the other day I was cooking while I jacked, try the oven mit, it's just like givin' yo'self a stranger."

See masturbation, jack off, spank your monkey, choke your chicken, pound your gavel


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