Slow Karl

What is Slow Karl?

When your staff is working too slowly and you fill a tube sock with shit and slap them across the face with it.

Pierre was taking his sweet ass time wrapping up his documentation so David hit him with a Slow Karl.

See karl, carl, lazy, slow, staff

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