What is Slow Rape?
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The agonizingly slow unlawful compelling of a woman through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse. Usually prolonged over a duration of two to three weeks. Sometimes longer.
Likely to be carried out by someone who believes the 'wham, bam, thank you mam' approach is not appreciated by the ladies.
Not to be confused with the rape of someone who is considered to
be a bit slow (ie. not the sharpest tool in the box) which is a different matter completely.
Shhh ... relax ... it's a slow rape ... it'll be all over in a few weeks
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