Slow Simmer

What is Slow Simmer?

1.

When one defecates into a frying pan (or any other stove top accessory) and turns the stove on low overnight whilst the unsuspecting slumbering owners/residents are asleep unknowing of the demise of their kitchen. The smell lasts a few days depending on the duration of the "simmer"

Ryan decided that an "upper decker" was too juvenile, so he decided to pull a "slow simmer" to his good friend Dave.

See poo, upper decker, shit, frying pan, skillet
66

Random Words:

Pimpong
1. A way of life. Compare it with 'pimpin²'. #1. Eyo now check dat. You don't wanna fuck with them, dey are big pimpong. ..
Read more
Skwinkles
1. An action that one does when one is excited. Put your fingers to the sides of your nose and wiggle them while saying "YAY!" I..
Read more
Cheerioaste
1. A popular breakfast cereal featuring bite-sized wheat rings and two hands forever gripping the edges of the bowl, tearing it wider for a..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free