What is Slow Skater?
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Someone who takes a little longer to get from point A to B on skates.
You take so long to get down the ice, you are a slow skater. Much like Doug Gilmour, Mats Sundin, Hal Gill, Pavel Kubina, Bryan McCabe, Wendel Clark or any terrible player with or formerly with the Toronto Maple Leafs
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