Slow Zebra

What is Slow Zebra?


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A primitive phrase used to describe a person in a social setting, usually the female variety who is either quiet, shy, ugly, fat, or the least attractive among her group of friends. She is usually the outcast of the group and her friends are are always introducing her or trying to set her up with a man.

I was hanging at the bar last night and I spotted a slow zebra with a bunch of hotties, so I stalked my prey and moved in for the kill, she was pretty wild in bed!

See female, girl, ugly, fat, quiet, shy


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