What is Slowbodahism?
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The act of making a simple task difficult.
When somebody gives you more information that you really need.
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The act of talking over everyone head about stuff nobody cares about.
Mark: How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are 3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand, who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury.
Somebody else: Huh? Who cares.
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Ladies lovely boobies, looking especially nice in Jumpers and tight cardigans
Boy: Nice Jumper Spuds, can I touch them?
Girl: Sure why..
