Slowmophone

What is Slowmophone?


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Also spelled as slomophone, or slowmopho/slomopho. A collage of the words slow and motherfucker. Basicly when someone has a "blonde moment" and you just feel like cussing.

Amy: "Gabe.. what are you doing tomorrow for school?"

Gabe: "..........huh?"

Amy: "You're such a slowmophone!"

See slow, motherfucker, blonde moment, slow mo


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