What is Slowmophone?
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Also spelled as slomophone, or slowmopho/slomopho. A collage of the words slow and motherfucker. Basicly when someone has a "blonde moment" and you just feel like cussing.
Amy: "Gabe.. what are you doing tomorrow for school?"
Gabe: "..........huh?"
Amy: "You're such a slowmophone!"
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