Slowned

What is Slowned?

To slowly be owned by someone or something.

"Damn she threatened to break up with him if they don't get married, and he is gonna actually do it, she definitely slowned him..."

Alpha Funding Group

1. A bunch of wanna-be Russian gangsters who telemarket trying to grub pennies out of your wallet. Be warned; they can't even afford ..

Ilene

1. A woman with no arms and no legs placed against the wall. Yo, put Ilene over there under Art (man with no arms and one leg hanging on t..

Zappy

1. The state of being happily drunk. I'd have to be zappy as hell to watch bear porn...

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