Slowned

What is Slowned?

To slowly be owned by someone or something.

"Damn she threatened to break up with him if they don't get married, and he is gonna actually do it, she definitely slowned him..."

Pubic Topiary

1. The act of grooming a lady garden into a more manageable and attractive state. I say, young lady, with such a profusion of spiders legs..

Party Shock

1. When an unsocial person heads to college and finds out it's a completely different world. They start partying like crazy and never ..

Used Car Salesman

1. one who attempts to get you to buy a lemon sometimes, the car they want you to buy doen't even run..

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