Slowned

What is Slowned?

To slowly be owned by someone or something.

"Damn she threatened to break up with him if they don't get married, and he is gonna actually do it, she definitely slowned him..."

Upside Down Cheesecake

1. when the female is upside down on a step-stool inside a walk-in freezer, you punch her six times in the ovaries. This prompts quite the ..

Afx

1. Phonetic contraction of Aphex Twin, though considered a name in its own right. AFX is one of Richard D. James' many pseudonyms 2...

Placenta Fucker

1. the act of amassing a large enough amount of placenta to fill a jug with. then proceeding to gain erection by whatever means necessary ..

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