Slowned

What is Slowned?

To slowly be owned by someone or something.

"Damn she threatened to break up with him if they don't get married, and he is gonna actually do it, she definitely slowned him..."

Queuepidity

1. The inability demonstrated by shoppers to sensibly form queues at checkouts. Sometimes leading to single queues at mutliple checkouts al..

Swedish Telescope

1. Your partner wears swimming goggles, or other tight eye protection. You then drop a solid turd out of your ass onto their eye. I gave h..

Zeis

1. v. trans. (pronounced: zice); def: to screw up; to fail epically in scope (see: epic fail); When Ben lost the Halo match against severa..

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