Slowned

What is Slowned?

To slowly be owned by someone or something.

"Damn she threatened to break up with him if they don't get married, and he is gonna actually do it, she definitely slowned him..."

Jank It

1. v.t. - to beat off; yet another term for male masturbation. The term "jank" is a portmanteau of jerk off or jack off and wank..

Keelhaul

1. Keelhauling was a form of punishment for sailors at sea. The sailor was tied to a rope looped beneath the vessel, thrown overboard, and ..

Rectole

1. The smelly sweaty substance found between the ass crack. "God damn man, my crack is full of Rectole after work." See rectole..

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