Slowtard Edit Meaning

1. A synonym of Anal Assassin, Ass Bandit, Ass Spelunker, Back Door Bandit, Bone Smuggler, Brownie king, Bum Bandit, Bumhole Engineer, Butt..

1. Doing multiple slacker-esque things concurrently. I'm the king of multislacking. I spend hours a day surfing the 'net, watch..

1. 1. The sexual act of not getting any at all. "I did her confederate style" (meaning "i did not get with her") See ..