Slowtard Edit Meaning

1. According to your phone, your top nigga from da hood. "Yo, where you at, Cake-Fart?" See nigga, entertainment, fun, tits, ex..

1. 35+ Hot mom who enjoys beer by the 12 pack. Joey's mom is back from the Quick Stop with a 12 pack... She's such a Malted MILF..

1. A nickname for a female's genitalia. Specifically, a Jewish "Taco". Joe: Hey Jeff, did you get to see the Jaco last nig..