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1. A device that calculates the life expectancy of a planet. The Zweniphantometer predicts that the earth will end in 2012. See life, ear..

1. Sexual pleasure derived from spanking emo boys with canes etc. and making them cry (not too difficult). Derivatives: emosadist, emosadi..

1. 1. Jumbo + Boner = JUMBONER 2. Massive erection I have a jumboner right now. See boner, erection, hard-on..