Slpurge

What is Slpurge?

To pre-maturely ejactuate a great amount of pre-cum.

To get excited really fast.

Last night when I was getting a hummer she stopped to pull her hair back and when she did I just splurged into her eye.

I was so excited when she took her bra off that I splurged in my pants.

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Epic Failure

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