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Smoothie that tastes like fetus. Often served on the rocks or with a Bacardi Twist. Sometimes mistaken as an Abortion Slushy.
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Widespread destruction and disaster when attempting to make a quesadilla.
All you had to do was melt cheese in a tortilla but no... you..
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This is an equally self-depricating, equally egotistical term to describe living a crazy life filled with ups, downs and events that you..
