Slumberplunder

What is Slumberplunder?


1.

The act of stealing food from one who is sleeping. Can also include other items such as T.V. remotes, newspapers and money.

Example 1

Having fallen asleep on the train Wendy awoke to find her mcmuffin and newspaper had been stolen. She was a victim of slumberplunder.

Example 2

Wendy- Yawn…Hey where have my Doritos gone?

Jeff- I finished them off whilst you were asleep.

Wendy- That’s so slumberplunder!

See slumber, plunder, theft, robbery


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