Slumnark

What is Slumnark?

1. When you begin pissing and your stream shoots out in 2 different directions.

Aww, dude, i slumnarked all over the toilet seat.

See piss, urination, two, directions

Then I'll Eat My Hat

1. Saying that something is (very) unlikely to happen. If Huckabee becomes president then I'll eat my hat! See eat, my, hat, then 2..

Zoozies

1. Lint on some kind of object. Some dude taking off socks: Woah man, i have a shitload of zoozies on my foot. Some dude taking off socks..

Yammers

1. A competition played between two or more guys when going out to the bars. Started by stocking your refrigerator and cabinets full of jun..

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