What is Slumpernitches?
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Horrible sun burn caused by the rays of the Destin sun.(2) Extreme horniness for odd objects that may only be cured and satisfied with a pickle jar that contains only Dill pickles, not Kocher pickles.
"My slumpernitches so bad." "I need a pickle jar more than anything in the world."
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A more healthful alternative to standard male masturbation, which is is performed in the decidely lazy position of sitting down.
A jer..
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A bastardization of the term "User Friendly". Used to describe software that has been engineered to be compatible with the dum..
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A time when it is so early that Jesus Christ would not be fully rested after sleeping.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesu..
