What is Slumpernitches?
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Horrible sun burn caused by the rays of the Destin sun.(2) Extreme horniness for odd objects that may only be cured and satisfied with a pickle jar that contains only Dill pickles, not Kocher pickles.
"My slumpernitches so bad." "I need a pickle jar more than anything in the world."
Random Words:
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Used only as an insult, similar to a pussgina but at least ten times more epic. In other words, this shit is real.
You: You're a f..