What is Slumpernitches?
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Horrible sun burn caused by the rays of the Destin sun.(2) Extreme horniness for odd objects that may only be cured and satisfied with a pickle jar that contains only Dill pickles, not Kocher pickles.
"My slumpernitches so bad." "I need a pickle jar more than anything in the world."
Random Words:
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A 'go to' girl; a female who will help you get things taken care of; a female you can rely on when you are in need of extra as..
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A tantalisingly tasty sandwhich filled with ham, and vegimite in the place of butter.
So tasty in fact, that it is very, very sexy, and..
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masturbation.
guy 1: ahhhhhh..
guy 2: did you just jerk the turkey?
guy 1: yeah.
See jerk, the, turkey, wanker..
