What is Slumpernitches?
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Horrible sun burn caused by the rays of the Destin sun.(2) Extreme horniness for odd objects that may only be cured and satisfied with a pickle jar that contains only Dill pickles, not Kocher pickles.
"My slumpernitches so bad." "I need a pickle jar more than anything in the world."
Random Words:
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chupacabra with a boob job; ie. Selma Hayek.
The Selma Hayek you see today in movies is in fact a chupacabra with a boob job, i believe..