What is Slumpkin?
1.
The act of masturbating on the toilet while squeezing out a Cleveland Steamer. AKA, the Self-Blumpkin.
Melvin would often sneak into the bathroom for a quick slumpkin to beat the office dullard.
2.
Sumpkin- The act of a female pleasuring a man's asshole with her tongue while he urinates.
"Dude i asked Angie for slumpkin tonight."
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3.
while taking a large, much needed dump, you decide to jerk off.
what's taking him so long in the bathroom? a slumpkin perhaps.
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4.
Gettin a blumpkin (head on toilet) while watching Slum Dog Millionare
"Dude, lindsay gave me a slumpkin"
other guy- "shes quite the crack whore"
first guy-"fuck it lets deface the local Mcdonalds by writing wiener on the wall next to a dick
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