Slumps Edit Meaning

1. Self-Ejaculating into ones Naval "Last night I jerked off and jizzed into my Naval - I got the missus to suck up the Naval Gravy!&..

1. The not-quite-middle-aged brunette most famous for presenting Big Brother. Also did Dont Try This At Home, Garnier adverts and appearanc..

1. A method of claiming one's seat when one must leave it for a short amount of time. See also dibs, fives. Obscure Northern Wiscons..