Slumpwank

What is Slumpwank?

A lazy, stubborn wanker with bad posture.

Julie: That sloth pushed in front of me and stole my place in the line just then and he refuses to move.

Russell: Which one is he?

Julie: The tall, skinny, slouched dude over yonder who thinks he's really cool.

Russell: What a slumpwank.

See sloth, wanker, lazy, loser

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