Slumzy Edit Meaning

1. When you masturbate with too much tanning lotion and have a jaundiced member the next day. I can't believe I used Build-A-Tan to b..

1. To screw company employees by cutting pay to poverty levels and blaming employees for incompetent management. We got USAirways'ed ..

1. red chewy candy that the coolest people alive can only eat, but hold on tight because they jump out of your hands often ; even when you ..