What is Slunch?
1.
n., a term referring to a lunch-break used to have sex as opposed to eat lunch; origin: "sex" and "lunch"
"we're going to go for some slunch."
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2.
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Stop your slunching. Stand up straight.
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3.
A highly derogatory term for females. A combination of the words slut, cunt, and bitch all rolled into one insult. This saves valuable time and energy when letting some girl know her role.
"Shut up you fucking slunch!" "Man that girl is a slunch!"
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4.
A meal commonly eaten between the hours of 2:30 pm and 4:45 pm that combines an early supper and a late lunch. Far superior to the competing terms "linner" and "lupper."
There was just enough time after waking up and before going door to door for the environment to enjoy a nice slunch.
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In a sitting position, to lurch one's body over to one side and allow one's head to rest on one's shoulder.
He was slunched over, as if the strings on a marionette had been cut.
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To slap someone and punch them at the same time.
I slunched him.
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I first heard this word about 1960 in the phrase, "she is a slunch c_ _ _"
Used in a derogatory fashion when describing a female.
"That slunch c_ _ _ she stood me up"
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