What is Slunder?
1.
The verb "to slunder" means to soil, ruin in a dirty way, make grimy or filthy - but in a non-physical way (see examples). It originates from "slander", and the "un" which is changed originated either from a desire to incorporate "under" into the word - or, more likely, to utilise the un sound from cunt - and thus capture some of the foulness of that, the most terrible of words.
"That wraggot just slundered the atmosphere"
"Don't slunder that little girl's mind"
"The percussionist is slundering this song"
2.
How snails move. Because they don't run, slide or slither. So they slunder, which is all three.
1. "My pet snail slundered away."
2. "My pet snail ran away."
"You mean slundered.
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3.
woman: to smack a woman's breast from the side at a sensitive time.
man: to smack the head of a man's penis after sex.
"I sucked her titty and then slundered her boob!"
"I fucked his brains out, then slundered him in the shower. He Cried."
