Slurd

What is Slurd?


1.

A chunk of ice or hard slush, usually dark brown, which is found in the middle of, or alongside, the road in winter, having fallen off a passing car. It's made up of the slushy stuff that builds up behind the wheels and is also known as a car booger.

Bill, the idiot, crashed his car into a telephone pole playing "Dodge the Slurds" on his way to the store today. He's such a stupid dinktwat!

See car booger, ice, slush, chunk

2.

verb: 1) to shoot massive amounts of diarrheaout of your anus2) to spit game to a girl with a lot of wet saliva dangling from one's palette

noun: 3) a heap of doo-doo

1) After consuming massive amounts of butterburgers and turtle fries, young Ono slurded his whole life away on the toilet.

2) Dirt likes to slurd to girls on a regular basis...and wets their face in the process.

3) Hero took Ono's slurd from the toilet and flung it on his own face...and called it war paint.

See slurd, diarreha, spit, shard

3.

the word you were appoint to an extreme slut. so slutty, that she deserves to be called slut in an indian accent. possibly a mixture of slut-whore in there somewhere too. guys can be slurds in rare cases.

"hey, you heard about jamie?"

"no, what's that slurd up to?"

"SLURDDDDDD-ing it up, that's what."

See slut, whore, slore, loosey goosey, whorey

4.

it is compound of the words slutty-nerd

you are such a slurd

See moi


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