What is Slurdging?
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v. 1. Take a grasshopper. Smash it. Reconstitute it back into itself. Reverse engineer it with nano-technology to produce a fine-filtered liquid attached to the end of a broom handle that is flaming. Add water. Let it dry. Create holographic breast milk. Dry it. Put it in a pumpkin pie. Bake at 450F until light brown.
Slurdging is all fun and games until somebody's grandma gets pregnant.
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