What is Slurm?
1.
A highly-addictive soft drink produced on the planet Wormulon. Has a mysterious secret ingredient.
Slurm--It's highly addictive!
2.
a really tastey beverage consisting of vodka and mountain dew! or citrus drop mixed together in a pint glass for a refreshing and invigorating way to enjoy any vodka!...
"just made a fresh batch of slurm lets get trashed n talk politics ! yeah right ha drink some."
"just got some citrus drop and some vodka ........lets pop the drop and make some slurm!"
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3.
someone who tries to get by without doing any
John is being such a slurm today.
He has been slurming around the house all day.
Slurm of the month
Slurm is worm as sloth is to slow.
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4.
like felching...the act of sucking jism out of your partners butthole after busting a huge wad in it
I fucked Mary in the starfish and dumped a huge load in her guts. I had a straw nearby and so I slurmed it....
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5.
The warm leftover milk, left in a nearly empty glass, bottle or carton.
Dude, finish it! You just left the slurm.
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6.
Alien feces a.k.a. Shit
"dude, that is one big pile of slurm"
7.
noun: sunscreen
verb: put on sunscreen (or any other squishy lotion)
Don't forget to slurm before going to the pool
