Slurp And Slide

What is Slurp And Slide?


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This is when you eat a shit load of food, and add to the mixture a dozen laxatives. You call up a girl and you shit all over her house when shes asleep. Then you take her body and use it as a skim board or surf board and you coast around on the shitstream.

Man last night I pulled the slurp and slide all over suzie's new hardwood floors. -or- I want to bust out a hardcore slurp and slide on you and your family members.


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