What is Slurp And Slide?
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This is when you eat a shit load of food, and add to the mixture a dozen laxatives. You call up a girl and you shit all over her house when shes asleep. Then you take her body and use it as a skim board or surf board and you coast around on the shitstream.
Man last night I pulled the slurp and slide all over suzie's new hardwood floors. -or- I want to bust out a hardcore slurp and slide on you and your family members.
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noun. tap water. usually used to describe tap water in a city where you never drink from the faucet.
Lemon Flavored Municipal Punch: ..
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When something makes you laugh so hard it feels as if you were punched in the gut by James Caan from the movie Rollerball.
Awww man, wh..
