What is Slurp And Slide?
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This is when you eat a shit load of food, and add to the mixture a dozen laxatives. You call up a girl and you shit all over her house when shes asleep. Then you take her body and use it as a skim board or surf board and you coast around on the shitstream.
Man last night I pulled the slurp and slide all over suzie's new hardwood floors. -or- I want to bust out a hardcore slurp and slide on you and your family members.
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a phrase used in describing an attractive female whose figure is far too petite for hardcore sexual intercourse.
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Very fucked up from substance abuse, can also be alcohol.
"That cunt is 'off his tits' in class every day."
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