Slurp Dog

What is Slurp Dog?


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The products that lurk inside tins of 'hotdogs in brine'. Actual hotdogs consist of lamb's gonads, beef rectum and murdered vietnamese boys. The 'brine' is simply filtered old man's jizz. Often eaten in times of altered mental state.

There are many different types of brand. All are essentially evil, but they can be strangely alluring at certain times. If consumed, a feeling of dirtyness and filth will become apparent in your digestive system.


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