Slurpee Pimptress

What is Slurpee Pimptress?


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The woman working at 7-11who thankfully informed me of their policy that any container brought in and subsequently filled with slurpee will only cost $1.04 regardless of the size of the container brought in.

Dude, I'm takin' this 3-liter bottle to the slurpee pimptress to get what's mine!


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