What is Slurpee Rip-off Technique?
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A process used by unscrupulous 7-Eleven customers. Involves finding a cheap item in 7-11 like a pack of gum,corn nuts,sweet tarts,cigarettes and the like. Then by placing it at the bottom of a Slurpee cup when nobody is looking,the Slurpee cup is filled up to the top,obscuring the contents of it with slush. Don't try it with a transparent cup though,and don't try to steal the latest issue of Maxim either.
I got the shit beat out of me by some Arabic 7-11 clerk the other day when I tried to put a Slim Jim in my slurpee cup.
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it really works!!! i stole a pack of condoms!!
yo hunz i just got me a 6-pack of condoms at 7-11
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