What is Slurper?
1.
a male/female who, after having protected sex with another man, remove his condom and slurp the cum out like it's a raw oyster.
HOLY SHIT: that slurper just gagged on a mouthful of semen!
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2.
A bad head cold, the kind that makes your nose drip constantly. From the slurping sounds made by sniffling, and the sounds of noodles being slurped by one with such a cold.
I have a real slurper today. And I know who gave it to me. Someone was coughing right in my face on the train three days ago!
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3.
Someone who likes to drink cum with a straw!
People from Scotland
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a funny ass word that when heard will cause bodily secretions.
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The same as regular tea, but substituting the tea bag with an old, used, mouldy tampon.
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