Slurper

What is Slurper?


1.

a male/female who, after having protected sex with another man, remove his condom and slurp the cum out like it's a raw oyster.

HOLY SHIT: that slurper just gagged on a mouthful of semen!

See wreckage

2.

A bad head cold, the kind that makes your nose drip constantly. From the slurping sounds made by sniffling, and the sounds of noodles being slurped by one with such a cold.

I have a real slurper today. And I know who gave it to me. Someone was coughing right in my face on the train three days ago!

See cold, head cold, sniffles, chicken soup

3.

Someone who likes to drink cum with a straw!

People from Scotland


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