Slurpie Edit Meaning

1.

A frozen, usually fruit flavored ice drink that Arabian immigrants sell at your local 7-11.

For more on Arabian Immigrants, see also Dune Coon, Towel Head, and Camel Jockey.

Joe: Hey, Larry! Let's go get a slurpie from 7-11!

Larry: Yeah! I hear the Dune Coon is working their today!

Joe: Dammit! He always rips us off!

Larry: Oh yeah...

2.

Cunnilingus. As blowjobis to fellatio, "slurpie" is to cunnilingus.

"C'mon baby, gimmie a slurpie", she moaned, dropping her panties and spreading her legs.

See Michael

3.

A Slut With Herpes. (Slut + Herpes)

Guy #1: Yo, I had raw sex with Vicky and Wendy last night.

Guy #2: You Idiot! Those girls are Slurpies!

Guy #1: Nooooooo, Now I got Herpes!!!

See herpes, slut, sluts, slurpy, puppycat

4.

The greatest beverage you can ever purchase. Go into your local kwik trip, go to the back of the store and you will see many different size cups (like mega buddy, big buddy... ect). You fill it up with smoothy slush and three flavor shots. 32oz for 1.87, what could be better than that?

Fuck big gulps I want a slurpie.

See oshkosh, big gulp, beverages, cheap

5.

The best drink from any store ev4h. It is a frozen delight, and comes in many flavas.

I went and got a 1.18 Litre slurpie for only $1.83 after the concert last night. It was the bomb-sauce!

6.

pussy juice

i sucked her slurpie

7.

1. one who slurps

2. a snuggie who has fallen from snuggiedom by acquiring a slurping habit

3. a sluggie who has begun to mend their ways

"whats that noise"

"ah, thats a slurpie slurping"

to a badly behaved snuggie : "you're becoming a slurpie..."