What is Slurple?
1.
Having an inappropriately large amount of someones drink fast enough that they do not realise that you're taking liberties.
Derives from an act somewhere in between of having a slurp and having a tipple.
Mainly introduced as a good rhyming word for 'purple'.
Hi Chris. What's that your drinking? I've never had that before. Give us a slurple.
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2.
noun: an imaginary creature that injects poisonous venom into its victims and yet is being researched as a cure for Alzheimer's Disease. All in all, a miraculous specimen.
*the only word in the English language that rhymes with purple.
The slurple has been known to kill large animals in under 15 seconds and humans in under 3 minutes.
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3.
It's an onomatopoeia, or an action word.
In the old Batman shows, when the bad person got hit the words "SLURPLE!" showed up.
