Slurpy

What is Slurpy?


1.

An icey sugary substance that makes your head freeze and gives you headaches from the extreme food coloring.

Apu: "Welcome to Quik E Mart you buy Slurpy? i mean burrito? i mean... come to my 7 11 i buy you all free slurpies!!"

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2.

gettin head. when a girl orally pleases you. it involves suckin and is messy if not done correctly, hints the name.

"hey girl, how bout servin me up a slurpy"

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3.

The act of going down on a girl while she takes a dump; akin to the blumpy, but for girls.

Spencer: "Dude are you taking a dump??"

Carmen: "Yea, it's gross too. Come give me a slurpy."

Spencer: "Okay."

See blumpy, blumpkin, vagina, open the garage, poon

4.

when you cum in your bitch, then eat that pussy out

dude last night i gave my girl a slurpy. she calls me the slurpy king.


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