Slurpy Machine Edit Meaning

1. a guy that has potential at first glance but is just too damn dirty close up that you could ever consider him as a viable dating option ..

1. A vaginal wedge refers to a device used to pry open a stubborn cunt. When Sally got moody the other day, Ted had to break out the vagin..

1. Coming down pull the puck to the middle in a dangling motion then proceding to snipe with out mercy off the crossbar and into the net P..