What is Slurth?
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1. Brittney's father(really hot mom!!!)
2. Matthew's father
3. Alex's father
4. Probably the most awesome baseball player in the history of planet earth (approx. 60 billion years and who knows how many friggin people).
5. The bitchinest assed muthafucka alive
6. Also known as "
1-3. Hi Daddy!!!
4. Slurth drops bombs like a B-52.
5. Hey Slurth!!! I heard you did my mom!!! That is sweet!!! (only applies to mothers who are relativley hot{7-10 on 10 point scale})
6. Seth and Slurth are one and the same.
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his pet squirrel has large nuts
the squirrel rocks
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Founder and leader of Totalfark, priorities include beer and exposing his minio..