Slut Monkey Edit Meaning

1.

A slut who jumps from dick to dick like a monkey jumps to branches.

Damn, that slut monkey gave my WHOLE fuckin' crew AIDS. Shiiieet.

2.

A woman skilled at using both hands and feet to please multiple partners at the same time.

All six of them are in the bedroom fucking that slut monkey.

See MBC

3.

A term that refers to a man's penis with the added reputation of being in the ass, hands, pussy, or mouths of a female slut(s). Due to it's popularity, one's "slut monkey" is frequented by sluts, and is never at rest.

"Trust me Jane, there is nothing to fear from my slut monkey - it's friendly!...", said John. Believing his words, Jane started to direct it into her already juiced cunt.

See cock, wood, one eyed wonder weasel, lizard

4.

A simian primate accustomed to wearing racy lipstick and revealing atire in order to attract the attentions of members of the opposite sex for the purposes of indescriminate copulation.

Man, I went to London Zoo last night, climbed into the monkey enclosure and got down and dirty with this slut monkey. She was a frisky simian sexpot. I've never known a monkey to be so slutty...

See monkey, slut, bestiality, beast, sexpot, simian, ape, chimp

5.

A Slut Monkey is a very very very large whore that enjoys swingin from cock to cock to cock just like a monkey switches trees to get the ripest bananna! (sorry guys that have small dicks.. no slut monkey will want you!)

"Damn Gina, why you gotta be such a Slut Monkey. my dick is the ripest of the bunch!"

6.

usually female, one who has sex with every one, even monkeys.

high chance of aids, hiv, syphilis, or some primate std that has not graced our streets yet.

or a tail.

which could be awkward...

Stoner: Dude! I went to the zoo yesterday and there were like fourhundred slut monkeys! I swear i was like... what why arent you in cages?! hahhh

See slut, monkey, slutmonkey, cage, like, bees

7.

usually female, one who has sex with every one, even monkeys.

high chance of aids, hiv, syphilis, or some primate std that has not graced our streets yet.

or a tail.

which could be awkward...

Stoner: Dude! I went to the zoo yesterday and there were like fourhundred slut monkeys! I swear i was like... what why arent you in cages?! hahhh

See slut, monkey, slutmonkey, cage