What is Slytherin?
1.
Offically the sexiest House in Hogwarts, despite the
Sexy, Scottish and Slytherin. Take that Gryffindor, we even have alliteration!
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2.
Founded by Salizar Slytherin
One of the four 'houses' at
Usually consists of the most ambitious and power-hungry students
Their mascot is the serpent.
Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."
~Taken from The Sorting Hat's New Song (OotP)
3.
where the badasses of Hogwarts go. If Samuel L. Jackson went to Hogwarts he'd be in this house.
...And he'd kick the shit out of all those Gryffindor pussies too.
"I'm in Gryffindor"
"FUCK YOU."
"I'm in Slytherin."
"I heard Samuel Jackson was in that house."
"It's Samuel *L.* Jackson, but you can call him 'Mr.Jackson', bitch"
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4.
This is the house in
"I'm not a slytherin! Some of my best friends are mudbloods!"
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5.
One of the four Hogwarts Houses in J.K Rowling's award winning series, Harry Potter.
Slytherin is the best house out of the four because the students who are sorted in this house are:
A.) extremely Sexy
b.) Badass
c.) Not afriad to speak their mind
d.) Powerful
f.) Great Leaders
g.) Hot
h.) Sexy
i.) We have cookies
The students in Slytherin ARE NOT
Students in Slytherin
-Me
-Draco Malfoy
-Severus Snape
-Tom Marvolo Riddle
-Lucius Malfoy
-Vincent Crabbe
-Gregory Goyle
-Pansy Parkinson
And more!
That boy is so fine, he must be in Slytherin.
Slytherin boys have big wands.
Slytherin is the best house.
He is stupid he must not be in Slytherin.
Harry Potter is too much of a pussy to be in Slytherin.
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6.
The most ambitious house at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry but seek only malicious things. Students in this house have the ability to go far in life but are stopped by their pure evil-ness.
Draco Malfoy is a smart kid, but because he is a slytherin, he is doomed to become a follower of Lord Voldemort.
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7.
Cool, friendly, a bit cunning.
Have the Queen in their house.
There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin...
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