Slytherin

What is Slytherin?


1.

Offically the sexiest House in Hogwarts, despite the Gryffindordelusions.

Sexy, Scottish and Slytherin. Take that Gryffindor, we even have alliteration!

See Dia

2.

Founded by Salizar Slytherin

One of the four 'houses' at Hogwarts.

Usually consists of the most ambitious and power-hungry students

Their mascot is the serpent.

Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

~Taken from The Sorting Hat's New Song (OotP)

3.

where the badasses of Hogwarts go. If Samuel L. Jackson went to Hogwarts he'd be in this house.

...And he'd kick the shit out of all those Gryffindor pussies too.

"I'm in Gryffindor"

"FUCK YOU."

"I'm in Slytherin."

"I heard Samuel Jackson was in that house."

"It's Samuel *L.* Jackson, but you can call him 'Mr.Jackson', bitch"

See samuel l. jackson, slytherin, badass, animal house

4.

This is the house in Hogwartswhere all of the racists go.

"I'm not a slytherin! Some of my best friends are mudbloods!"

See harry potter, hogwarts, hufflepuff, gryffindor, ravenclaw

5.

One of the four Hogwarts Houses in J.K Rowling's award winning series, Harry Potter.

Slytherin is the best house out of the four because the students who are sorted in this house are:

A.) extremely Sexy

b.) Badass

c.) Not afriad to speak their mind

d.) Powerful

f.) Great Leaders

g.) Hot

h.) Sexy

i.) We have cookies

The students in Slytherin ARE NOT always] mean, degrading, bitchy, and slutty. Although, we can be.

Students in Slytherin

-Me

-Draco Malfoy

-Severus Snape

-Tom Marvolo Riddle Voldemort

-Lucius Malfoy

-Vincent Crabbe

-Gregory Goyle

-Pansy Parkinson

And more!

That boy is so fine, he must be in Slytherin.

Slytherin boys have big wands.

Slytherin is the best house.

He is stupid he must not be in Slytherin.

Harry Potter is too much of a pussy to be in Slytherin.

See slytherin, harry potter, voldemort, green, snake

6.

The most ambitious house at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry but seek only malicious things. Students in this house have the ability to go far in life but are stopped by their pure evil-ness.

Draco Malfoy is a smart kid, but because he is a slytherin, he is doomed to become a follower of Lord Voldemort.

See evil, malicious, hogwarts

7.

Cool, friendly, a bit cunning.

Have the Queen in their house.

There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin... There is no place like Slytherin...

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