Smack The Monkey

What is Smack The Monkey?

A Slang word for Male Masturbation

Guy: What you gonna do tonite?

Other Guy: Im gonna smack the monkey!

Thatchel

1. Contrary to popular opinion, a thatchel is a bundle of sticks collected for various purposes. Sentence usage-- "Joan, go collect a..

Dunlap Disease

1. When someone's belly "dun-lap" over his belt...used on extremely disgusting overweight people who don't have the sen..

Breakfast Buritto

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