Smack The Monkey Edit Meaning

1. When someone on a forum or chat room points out, redundantly, something blatantly obvious, only to show off how hip and up to date they ..

1. The action by which a man accidentally zips his penis into his zipper. Damn, I tried to zip up quick after I took a piss but nobb locke..

1. when your fanny is swollen to the size of a lemon sarah: ' i got kicked in the crotch today by my bastard mate, omg it hurts so mu..