Smack The Smurf

What is Smack The Smurf?


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The act of facilitating a collision between one's motor vehicle a Mark IV Volkswagen Golf TDI painted in a specific shade of blue. This act generally occurs in conjunction with foul weather conditions. However, its true and ostensibly more vituperative meaning remains veiled in secrecy; known only to a select group of American Ex patriots and German nationals residing in the Stuttgart area.

Usage 1

Person A: "You look down, what's wrong?"

Person B: "Yeah... it's sleeting out and I totally thought I had enough room in the lot but sure enough *bam!* Smack the Smurf."

Person A: "Sucks man"

Usage 2

Person A: "So uh did you...?"

Person B: "Oh yeah, totally smacked the smurf"

Person C: "Niiiiiiice"

See smurf, questionable, volkswagen


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