What is Smackanory?
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The far-fetched tale of woe and lamentation one hears from a drug-addicted beggar in the street. Delivered in a (usually) futile effort to inspire pity and thereby extract cash, which will be more or less immediately converted to hard drugs.
I never usually give them anything, but that smackanory nearly broke my heart. And you can't buy much with 2p anyway.
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Extreme penis disporportion; when it is so cold the shaft becomes extremely small and thin and the head of the penis is of normal size....
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To Push up a male's man boobs (moobs) and say MOOB SCOOP
I hit his moobs up and said MOOB SCOOP
See moob, scoob, bean, dip, boob..
