What is Smackanory?
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The far-fetched tale of woe and lamentation one hears from a drug-addicted beggar in the street. Delivered in a (usually) futile effort to inspire pity and thereby extract cash, which will be more or less immediately converted to hard drugs.
I never usually give them anything, but that smackanory nearly broke my heart. And you can't buy much with 2p anyway.
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Indiana gangstas who take a hot shiton a bed and rolltheir hoes over and over in it, effectively steamrollingtheir shit
Damn last night..
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When someone licks their thumb, and stamps another on the forehead.
Synonymous with stupidity, and wankers
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