What is Smackastache?
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When you don't shave your grundle and ball sack for a couple months then do an activity so it is sweaty and smells like shit. Then you find a person repeatedly smack them in the face with your sack and rub your grundle all up on there face while getting a rusty trombone. When you are about to cum you turn and bust on there upper lip getting the pubes to become a facial mustache.
Josh C gave his dad a smackastache and pooped in it to match his hair color.
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A town in the west of scotland which has become over run by neds, junkies and crack whores.
on the face of it, kilmarnock looks like a ..
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A racial slur for somebody of Norwegian descent.
Norwegians fuck reindeer and they have a lot of silent J's in there language.
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