Smacking The Pony

What is Smacking The Pony?

Masturbation

Person 1: "Wow, is Jeff STILL in his room?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he hasnt come down for days, he's probably up there smacking the pony again..."

See spanking the monkey, masturbating, beating off, whacking off, rubbing one out

Puls

1. A Old Language German word for a protector or a protecting force. 1) As a person, it always was used singularly and from older to youn..

Condildobong

1. A hilarious mixture of the terms "condom", "dildo", and "bong". Can be used to express nearly any emotion,..

Hamartian

1. Of or relating to the fraternity HMB. You wisdom is almost as high as the Hamartians..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Smacking The Pony Edit Meaning