Smacking The Pony

What is Smacking The Pony?

Masturbation

Person 1: "Wow, is Jeff STILL in his room?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he hasnt come down for days, he's probably up there smacking the pony again..."

See spanking the monkey, masturbating, beating off, whacking off, rubbing one out

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