Smacking The Pony

What is Smacking The Pony?

Masturbation

Person 1: "Wow, is Jeff STILL in his room?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he hasnt come down for days, he's probably up there smacking the pony again..."

See spanking the monkey, masturbating, beating off, whacking off, rubbing one out

Gerontophile

1. A person who sexually attracted to an old person. Not to be confused with pedophile Gary get turned on by naked woman over the age of ..

Adopted Twins

1. A newly pair of fake breast. Oh man did you know Shelly adopted twins? See breast, boobs, tits, hooters, knockers..

Uber Stoned

1. to be REALLY high. to not even know where you are. but only high on the herb! Blaxon:Dood! Bleeblaw:What nigha? Blaxon:I'm uber ..

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