Smackmonkey

What is Smackmonkey?


1.

Similar to the willy wrench, the main difference being that the woman thinks that smacking the penis during masturbation gives men a greater thrill. Wise up ladies...it does NOTHING for stimulation.

"It was going fine until she smackmonkeyed my cock like it had tried to bite her"


64

Random Words:

1. A boy band from Japan. One word to describe them, perfection. Ryohei, Keita and Ryuichi. See Anna 2. they debut with their single Fo..
1. trying to impress others by showing how eco friendly you are with the things you use in life. "damm, that guy is trying to eco pr..
1. Pooping in someone's mouth while they're asleep, then lighting the poop on fire so that it resembles a Cuban cigar. "Hun..