Smackmonkey

What is Smackmonkey?


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Similar to the willy wrench, the main difference being that the woman thinks that smacking the penis during masturbation gives men a greater thrill. Wise up ladies...it does NOTHING for stimulation.

"It was going fine until she smackmonkeyed my cock like it had tried to bite her"


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