Smackmonkey

What is Smackmonkey?

1.

Similar to the willy wrench, the main difference being that the woman thinks that smacking the penis during masturbation gives men a greater thrill. Wise up ladies...it does NOTHING for stimulation.

"It was going fine until she smackmonkeyed my cock like it had tried to bite her"
64

Random Words:

Gotcha' Back
1. Gotcha' Back; 1.) I am covering your BACK... (As in Touching... Back-to-Back, Shoulder-to Shoulder, Neck-to-Neck.) *Cover "A..
Read more
Roberto Luongo
1. Is the starting goaltender for the Vancouver Canucks. He is recognized as one of the best goalkeepers, in NHL history. vancouver, hocke..
Read more
Doolab
1. The flabby flesh just under the chin Ms. Streisand was in need of a doolab removal...
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free