Smack-mouth

What is Smack-mouth?


1.

A condition where your mouth needs to be smacked. This could be because of something stupid you said (1) or simply because you have a tete-a-claques (2).

1. Imagine you are a girl talking to a friend of yours who is a man:

You: Women don't like it when men sit around watching sports and scratching their privates.

Your friend (incredulously): What?

You: No, I'm serious... it's a real turn-off.

Your friend (shrugging): Hmph... either way, it looks like you might have a bit of a case of smack-mouth.

You: What? What's ...?

SMACK!

You: Oh... oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.

2. Imagine you are standing at the bus stop. A kindly stranger approaches you...

Stranger (pointing at your lip): Excuse me, you seem to have smack-mouth.

You (fumbling with your mouth): Huh? Smack-mouth? What's ...?

SMACK!

You (ruefully): Oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.

See idiocy, bitch-slap, pimp-slap, moron

2.

A condition where your mouth needs to be smacked. This could be because of something stupid you said (1) or simply because you have a tete-a-claques (2).

1. Imagine you are a girl talking to a friend of yours who is a man:

You: Women don't like it when men sit around watching sports and scratching their privates.

Your friend (incredulously): What?

You: No, I'm serious... it's a real turn-off.

Your friend (shrugging): Hmph... either way, it looks like you might have a bit of a case of smack-mouth.

You: What? What's ...?

SMACK!

You: Oh... oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.

2. Imagine you are standing at the bus stop. A kindly stranger approaches you...

Stranger (pointing at your lip): Excuse me, you seem to have smack-mouth.

You (fumbling with your mouth): Huh? Smack-mouth? What's ...?

SMACK!

You (ruefully): Oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.

See idiocy, bitch-slap, pimp-slap, moron


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