Smackoff

What is Smackoff?

A degenerate moron who struggles to make intelligent decisions, but inevitably always results in disaster.

That smackoff forgot to tie the pipes to the top of the van resulting in the death of an innocent woman stopped in front of him by impalement.

Card-swiped

1. The quintessential “got laid” sexual euphemism where the card is the penis and the credit card terminal (swiper) is the vagina. Examp..

Heartfail

1. desperately hoping and wanting for a better outcome, when you know it's not going to happen. "The movie Valkryie, starring To..

Knock-a-saurus

1. some one that is consumed by the drug they take The guy on the corner is the dustedest knock-a-saurus ive ever seen. See dope fiend, k..

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