What is Smacktard?
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a person who is seen to be special and mentally retarded. they are easily idenifiable by the lack of common sense and geographical knowledge eg. the lake district is in scotland. they will also repeatidly ask you to pass them their imaginary rifle when encountered with a fox or similar creature. you are recommended not to approach one for the fact that they will cling to you like a leech until death do you part.
MILLER the lemon is a smacktard
Miller you a smacktard
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A name believed to have originated from in game chat sessions within the immensely popular online game Battlefield 1942 (EA 2002). The name is applied to individuals who talk too much "
Player_Newb: you homo, go f*@k your mother.
Player_Newb: you can all suck my di#k!
Vaderhater: Shut the hell up Smacktard!
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A person that says or does things so unbelievably stupid that you feel the burning urge to smack them (repeatedly) upside the head.
Jim: Hey Bob, did you know that Mr. T was actually white?
Bob: (walks over, smacks Jim across the head) You fucking smacktard, do you even know what you're saying?
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A person who doesn't play by the social rules in a online game. Originated in the Sandbox mod of Battlefield 2, to describe "retarded" players who "smacked" people with props and did generally douchebaggy things. Akin to the Mingebag of Gmod.
Smacktard - "Lol I pwned your ramp with my Stunting DPV"
*Smacktard places explosive barrel at the bottom of a large ramp that you spent 5 min. building*
*Smacktard loads a huge dildo, crashes the server*
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1. Insult used by nerds to sound imposing. Often written in forums the world over.
I t0tally pwned that smacktard!!
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Someone who is addicted to smack and is mentally retarded.
Man that fuckwit is fuckin smacktard.
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Come on, Smack is NOT crack! Smack has been a slang term for heroin for decades. This term has been around for at least 10 years. Originally used as a derogatory term for a heroin addict.
The modern usage is simple. A gamer who talks smack. Period. Smack can be anything from calling other players the ass-inine and overused "fag, gay, n-word, newb, etc etc." When done jokingly with friends it can be fun. When done maliciously to strangers, it's retarded, and shows an undeniable lack of mental fortitude and self-control.
Listen SmackTARD, I'm 50 years old and immune to your childish and immature rubbish, so just STFU, put down the tube of airplane glue, stop masturbating so much, and do your homework like a good little boy.
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