Smacktarded Edit Meaning

1. 1. Orgasm of the nose. Aka: Sneezing. They were cuddling until he prematurely econkulated in her face; she was upset. See conk, sneeze..

1. A real elmore, clown, maroon, or fuck up. I would call you a jackass but jackweed sounds better. See elmore, retard, buffoon, nincompo..

1. a short, quick puff of air blown through tightly puckered lips that are applied directly to the skin of another person such as a spouse ..